Not the be the weird vampire person….but I am the weird vampire person. If I had the opportunity to turn into a vampire, I would do it in a heartbeat (pun intended 100%) Nosferatu has got NOTHING on my willingness to be left alone in the dark, have 3 wives, and yearn for anything and everything I cannot have…..

PRODUCT DETAILS5(w) x 6(d) x 7(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!